My Anti-SOP

I've been underwater, focused myopically on my research, over the last few months. Now I want to catch my breath and reflect a bit on the lay of the land in deep learning. I'm currently in the process of applying to graduate school in computer science, and most of these musings I can't put into an Statement of Purpose (SOP) since they will make me look too scatterbrained (which I am). So let's call this my anti-SOP.

LM = language model; FM = foundation model.